Tuesday, July 22, 2008

ULCER + SALT = BIG PAIN

100% a fact
you can try it out the following experiment

all you need is:

a normal human being
salt
time

steps:

1 make the human to get lack of sleep
2 give it less vege to munch
3 less water for it to drink
4 wait a few days (depending how strong is the human's immune system)

eventually
you get an ulcer or more then that ouch

now for the fun part
put a mountain of salt on the ulcer

and the human will be:

jumping up and down
pressing the lips
(for a little "smarter" humans) lick the salt away

to clean up

again the salt...
for 5 minutes
it will get numb in the end

rinse with water

soak with trusted mouth wash

and drink lots of water

sleep well

eat more vege



it was painful....

LOVE my LIPS~!!


1 comment:

Melting Ice Cream said...

hahaZz...kesian u...but it will cure faster...not to say put a mountain of salt on it...juz rinse with salt water will do...^^